I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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