IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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