How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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