Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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