Where is the hickey?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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