HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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