i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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