Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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