Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Randomize
