...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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