Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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