scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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