Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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