Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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