Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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