Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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