I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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