I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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