I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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