I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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