the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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