I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
