ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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