I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
