Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Randomize
