glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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