We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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