My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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