iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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