i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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