can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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