I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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