Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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