never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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