Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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