Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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