i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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