Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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