She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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