I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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