its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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