it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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