4 words: hood of his car
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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