ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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