my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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