party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
