so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
