How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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