Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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