Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
be right there i have to get my cape
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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