i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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