I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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