i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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