Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Do vagina's smell?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
