He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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